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The Dead Party Sketch

THE DEAD PARTY SKETCH (A member attends a conference.) I wish to complain about this party what I joined not half an hour ago. Oh yes, the, uh, the Labour Red...What's,uh...What's wrong with it? I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's blue, that's what's wrong with it! No, no, 'it's uh,... just the unions. Look, matey, I know a blue party when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now. No no it's not blue, it's, it's just socially conservative! Remarkable party, the Labour Red, inn'it, ay? Beautiful Leader! The Leader don't enter into it. It's gone blue. Nononono, no, no! 'E's votin' on 'is post! They do that every election, they all try to be first! All right then, if he's just votin' on 'is post, I'll wake him up! (shouting at the cage) 'Ello, Comrade Labour Party! I've got a lovely fresh voting system for you... There, he moved! No, he didn't, that was you trying to con voters! I never was!! Yes, you were! (member yells and hits the cage repeatedly) 'EL

30 Sep 2021
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